“Who’s Gary : The 1-Player Guild (crappy) Board Game” is a silly solo game celebrating the 1-Player Guild on BGG. Your goal is to forget who Gary R. Brooks is (a 1-Player Guild in-joke) and gain as much Geek Gold as possible, while avoiding Albert (founder of the 1-Player Guild), his army of sock puppet accounts, and his trusty sidekick Julius. The game is a simple and quick dice-rolling push your luck game where you have to stay ahead of Albert and navigate the traps and boons on the board. Albert gradually ramps up his speed thus ramping up the tension of the game. "Who's Gary" is free PnP game with no cutting, gluing, etc. required. Just print the 1-page game board, print the 1-page player's aid/have it available electronically, and read the 1-page of rules. Finally add in 6d6 and 7 tokens (e.g. eurocubes). Designer's warning: Don't play this if you're not familiar with the 1-Player Guild at around 2018, since it's designed as one big in-joke for a guild event instead of as a good game.