Publisher Blurb: In July 2019, somebody going by the nick J J asked in an unofficial LotFP MeWe Group for Spell Miscast Result Tables. I never made any of those for LotFP(tm) before, but had put some down for different editions of DarkHeresy(tm) as non-commercial, unofficial fan articles (back then). With examples of such being part of the Free RPG Day giveaway Vaginas are Magic, it was not so difficult turn 20 results of them into a non-specific miscast table, which I hereby present to you under the name Unwelcome Phenomena. Please turn to Vaginas are Magic for the governing rules.