Special Talents of Dubious Usefulness

Publisher's blurb: Got 99 problems? Make sure that a totally legit feat or talent for tonight's game isn't one! Special Talents of Dubious Usefulness is a finely crafted list of mostly historically accurate and verisimilitudinous feats, talents, traits, or what have you collected by our semi-professional mouse tetherers. These are at least half as good as any official feats found in popular fantasy role playing games. This is a d66 list! Roll 2d6 like you would for 2d10 to make a d100, or just pick one, you cheater.