From the introduction: You are a LEWD GRANNY trying to feed your vice at a wedding. Quite a few young folk here but thankfully, there are people your age you know there. Life at your retirement homes aren’t exactly a roaring time. But tonight, you are looking to have a great evening. However, all of your relatives are concerned that you might break a hip. They don’t know the life still left in you and you look to show these hip young things a trick or two. User summary: The game is available in PDF and PNG formats. A supplementary "Bingo" print-and-play character sheet is available as a separate file.