In ancient lands shrouded in mystery, the fabled practitioners of the magical arts convene for a battle of epic proportions. Come, wizard, and pit your strategic skills as you alchemise with ancient recipes such as hot dogs, brownies, and tacos to summon the spirits of those most fearsome and powerful creatures: the Excremental Shit Monsters! Excrement: the Splattering is a hilarious parody card game of stategy and bowel movements, a new low in toilet humor. This core game includes the three food groups in battle decks of 35 cards, everything you need to kick the crap out of your opponent! But don't forget the TP, this may well be this adults only game is a real turd!