Booze

Publisher's blurb: Time for some more tables, this time about everyone's favorite kind of impairment-causing liquid: alcohol! Beers: Try a cool Mexican Tire, Zombie Hefeweizen, or Dragon's Green Beer. Cocktails: Or maybe you're in the mood for a sophisticated Long Island Orgasm, Bloody Russian, or Tequila Volcano. Liquors: Let's just hit the hard stuff, like a fifth of Wild Goose, Fireball Turkey, or Crystal Head Scotch. Wine: Or maybe you've got some cheese and you want to pair it with a fine wine, like Chateau Box Wine, Sparkling Velvet, or Unbelievably Dry Zinfandel.