Zion Curtain

From publisher blurb: "The family can be together forever." Which is good news for all your perfect plastic neighbors and their perfect plastic families, but which is bad news for you. You've had it with your flippin' family and all the flippin' dysfunctional people in it. You're sick of covering up all their flaws so they can look good at the ward meetings. And you've got a plan to make a name for yourself. Best of all, the bishop doesn't need to know about it...