Publisher's blurb: He really doesn't. This is an adventure based roughly around the format of the Tarentino movie The Hateful Eight, where a group of people in an isolated environment are about to come to blows... when the player characters then come in to either settle situation down (fat chance) or make it much, much worse because there are factors at play that nobody present knows about. Your standard LotFP mind-melt. Note: the PDF version does not include the editorial present in the print version. I'll just say the title is inspired by certain people in the RPG industry thinking I was going to publish certain people under assumed names in order to skirt controversy. Other than the title, this product has no relation to real life events or drama.