An event card. Clandestine/Read Silently. Text says: This card does nothing. At any time, instead of revealing this card, pretend to read it out loud, lying about what it says. Then place this card at the bottom of the deck without showing anyone. If anyone catches you in this, lose 1 influence, but never acknowledge that this text blatantly contradicts you. Keep this card face down until until you have come up with a good lie. Originally available as part of the 2020 Man vs Meeple Kickstarter campaign.