Vapors Don't Shoot Back

"A darkly humorous adventure by Curtis Smith" ":Welcome to the 84th Annual High Programmer's Invitational Tournament. This year the action should be hotter than ever, as team from 211 Alpha Complex sectors compete for the coveted Hilton Ashtray Trophy, the highest achievement in the intra-complex sports competition." ":Last year's Grand Prize Winner [...] has selected you to defend his title. Aren't you proud? [...]" ":Incidentally, this competition is extraordinarily illegal. It is suggested you do not mention it to The Computer [...]" A classic Paranoia adventure for 2 to 6 players.