From the introduction: Vexatious Bureaucracy - Communist Vampires - Heartfelt Missives - Tacky Tourism Publisher's blurb: You have been contracted by Count Von Krendel to deliver a love letter to his paramour, The Lady Lilliana. She lives in the golden sphere of Bandrovia. You raised concerns about whether you could stroll into a vampire’s castle unharmed, but the count didn’t really see why you thought that was a problem.