"Trailer Parks are a cruel place to spend eternity...", that's why you need to become the next "God of Trailer Parks" and get to heaven as quick as you can. Two roads to victory: First, be the last remaining claimant to the "Trailer Park God Throne" (a ricketty fold-away picnic chair) to have any followers, or be the first to increase their "High-Falootinosity" rating to a positive value. Beat down all those who stand in your way, while picking up such "High-Falootinicious" Advancements as a "Scamway Distributorship", a "Televangelist Ministry" or that Mecca of the Maudlin "Earl's Roadside Shrine and Gift Emporium"!