Toilet Paper Golem

From publisher blurb: When You Need To Wipe Out Players... Now rarer and more valuable than ever, the TP Golem is a sign of hoarding necromancers' cheap efforts at mummification, a collapsing supply train, or just a warped mind. While it may not be exactly right for most games, when you need it, you NEED it. Though often the butt of jokes from other monsters, this soft, durable golem has a great character sheet. We're On A Roll