From publisher blurb: Are you tired of your agents having inferior weapons? Tired of your lackeys falling like flies to the superheroes of the world? Tired of those dim witted Until agents having better equipment than your agents? Then you have come to the right place here at TITechCorp we are dedicated to creating the best weapons, armor and other equipment money can buy. So stop by today and pick up the latesrt addition to our line. Today we’ve added some power batons and awesome jet packs & wings to out lines. And remember your satisfaction is guaranteed or we won’t see you again.