The Zealot's Guide to Wurld Conversion

From the back of the book: Whether you profess to be the greatest preacher in the Wurld, or need to gird yourself for battle with such a dangerous conduit of divine wrath and retribution, this book is for you! What you hold in your hands is the codex that will guide your quests for saving the souls of millions like a brilliant beacon amidst a coastal storm. This tome will assist your rise above the rabble of thieves, thugs, and bookworms otherwise known as everyone else you've ever met. This thoroughly researched and finely detailed reference work includes everything you ever wanted to know about the masters of divine providence.