Hell in the Kitchen Contaminated: It's a quiet night in a suburban home when something animates the vegetables and sends them on a war of extermination! Viral Vegetable Wars is a fast Micro Game of combat on the move as Humans and Vegetables try to eliminate each other. You can take back your home if you have the guts and the gun. A Complete Micro Game Fast & Inexpensive Hours of Fun Expandable Bio-Degradable Politically Incorrect Dice Not Included —description from the publisher A wacky tactical wargame of humans fighting off animated vegetables seeking to escape from a household where the vegetables mysteriously sprang to life. Designed to be played on a hex grid using counters, but the game can also be played directly on the tabletop. Each Human and Vegetable unit is rated for movement, attack, and defense. There are also weapons and other resource items that can be used to assist the Human player. Tri Tac's Bureau 13 can make a cameo appearance courtesy of an optional rule introducing those forces into the game. The game portrays a battle to the death, where each side tries to eliminate the other. However, the humans can score a partial victory by getting the family into a car and escaping. —user summary