From publisher blurb: THE Network for Buying Your Chance at Victory! It's one thing to own a store that sells the rare, the potent, the dangerous, and the arcane. The Victory Corporation has been doing this for quite some time, and now it's time to expand! In the year 2025, the Victory Corporation begins operating the Victory Shopping Network, and late-night credit card binges in front of the television have NEVER been more dangerous! Here are all the gruesome details; how the channel acquried its main presenters, how it gets its products and how it gets those products to adventurers through a cable shopping channel like no other! Do YOU need an edge? A little extra SOMETHING proven to bring victory, if you use it right? Weapons, armor, gadgets, vehicles... what do YOU need today to get yourself a little piece of victory? Call your cable provider and demand YOUR chance at VICTORY today! Operators are standing by! (Note: Items sold through the Victory Shopping Network offer only the chance of victory; you will need to provide the actual victory yourself. All sales are final. No warranty is offered, implied, or exists. Do not call your cable provider. Operators are not standing by).