The Victory Shopping Network Issue 03, Volume 01

From publisher blurb: THE Network for Buying Your Chance at Victory! On an obscure channel and nestled into an odd spot on the web, you can find the Victory Shopping Network. Most people have no use for the weapons, armor, and other gear sold there, but Adventurers sure do! Join hosts Jack Tolouse and Rebecca Mary-Ann Abernathy (the world-famous RMA) as they present another set of items that might, jsut MIGHT, offer you a chance at Victory! This issue; you can't afford to miss Jack's "Special of the Day:" a classic White Tie & Tails tuxedo that serves as highly effective body armor! (Shopping Network offer only the chance of victory; you will need to provide the actual victory yourself. All sales are final. No warranty is offered, implied, or exists. Do not call your cable provider. Operators are not standing by).