Publisher's description: "Introducing the Ishitawa Heavy Industries V-701 Series personal robot! These five models of personal robot can be assistants, employees, bodyguards, and even intimate companions. Anything that a customer might want, one of these robots can provide. They make good security forces, maintenance crews, and can generally replace an entire office staff. They don’t need to be paid, require no insurance, they don’t even need to rest. Read the ad copy, take them out for a test drive, kck the tires and see how they handle. If you don’t have the cash up front, you can always apply for the reasonable monthly payment plan. Can you ever have enough robots? How about hot chicks? Better yet, Hot Chick Robots? We’re sure that you’ll find some use for them!"