(From the box, weird punctuation and grammar preserved) The Simpsons: Homer's Trivia Game Hello, I'm Homer J. Simpson! Everybody knows that I have only two hairs on the top of my head (d'oh!) But do you know why I lost most of my hair? Or why my frumpy, old maid of a sister-in-law Selma has no sense of smell or taste? No? Well, don't fret like that pansy Flanders! (The answers are below!) Inside this box are lots more questions about Springfield's number one father, me. You can compete with your friends, or other Simpson trivia-geeks (you know the type I'm talking about!) See who knows more about me (and what's more important than that?). It's more more fun than "Deviled-egg Nite" at Moe's Tavern! And guess what? The game comes with a Simpsons cast poster. Whoo-hoo! Answers: Homer lost more and more hair each time one of his children were born Selma lost her sense of taste and smell when a bottle rocket shot up her nose