The Shadow Over Yonkers

from Scene 1: You are members of a small Ghostbusters franchise based in the Yonkers borough of New York state. You have no idea how you were able to secure a franchise right across the river from “THE Ghostbusters,” although you suspect that it might have something to do with the fact your coverage area is less than 20 square miles. Needless to say, most of the action has been minimal -- Class 1 visions and phantoms at the most. You could trap them in a shoebox using a vacuum cleaner if you were so inclined. (Although there was that spectral Great Dane that was terrorizing the dog groomers on Prospect St. THAT was kinda cool.) You're hanging around your offices on a Friday evening engaged in a spirited “Yo Mamma So Fat” contest, when the phone begins to ring. ***