The Ring of Uncertain Retreat

Publisher's blurb: Spice up your next loot drop and break out that dusty D30 with this 1 of a kind, amazing magic item complete with a D30 roll chart. The Ring of Uncertain Retreat is an awesome magic item that allows a player to make an expeditious retreat from a bad situation...The only question is... Will the location you're being teleported to be an improvement from the location you are trying to escape!? Laugh yourself silly watching your friends end up in some extremely humorous situations when activating The Ring of Uncertain Retreat!