The Plaid Axe of the Northern Dwarf

From publisher blurb: This axe is all aboot taking down trees, vegetation and whoever may be standing near by. Forged in a vast underground empires by vast, underground Dwarves, the Plaid Axe of the Northern Dwarves was a last ditch solution to the growing problem of how to cut down and use things that weren't made of metal. Being the clever bastards that they are, the Northern Dwarves took some time away from their annual moose throw to forge just aboot the mightiest tree felling axe ever seen. The Plaid Axe of the Northern Dwarf is a free, light-hearted magical weapon for use with Pathfinder/d20 games. No Dwarves were harmed in the creation of this item.