The Palace of the Jewelled Menagerie

From publisher blurb: The Remarkable Shelley Harlan, superhumanly precise editor for Faster Monkey Games, brings her own fiendish nature to the task of tormenting foolish players with the compact yet devious PALACE OF THE JEWELLED MENAGERIE. Originally created for the One Page Dungeon project, PALACE challenges players on multiple levels. The answers to this one aren't in your stats, kids...