From the introduction: "What be this mystical substance, what is it about it that drives us to drink more and more. For I have tasted many wondrous foods from the four corners of the earth and beyond, yet I have never come across a food such as this. Call my bravest knights from the front, for I have a more important quest for them. Whatever holds the secret of this must be a powerful creature. I must know where this comes from. Find me the source of this... this... Food Of The Gods!" User summary: Chocolate and the d20 system.