The Fight Before Christmas

From the introduction: IT’S THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND YOU’RE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SANTA CLAUS. Maybe you didn’t get any presents as a child. Maybe you want to put the Christ back in Christmas. Maybe the commercialism sickens you. Maybe you just hate Elf on the Shelf. Either way, you’re here to go to town on Santa Claus and drink eggnog... and you’re all outta ‘nog.