The Cheater's Manual

From the introduction: Psst! Hey, you! Yeah you, Jumper! Come here, I got some things I'd like to talk to you about. Oh nothing bad, in fact I think you'll find it quite beneficial to you, secret things your benefactor doesn't want you to know about. Are you interested? Hm? Oh don't worry, your Jumpchan isn't watching right now and I've got some perks of my own that keep them from being aware of our little meeting. So long as you don't tell them that they won't find out. I'm sure after you hear me out you won't want to snitch any way, right?