Publisher's blurb: Welcome to The Castration of Julio. In this bespoke adventure our vainglorious heroes will grapple with a special, horrible, awful fate that awaits one of their not-so-belovèd compatriots. They will not be able to prevent it, but will almost be able to prevent it, arriving just as the awful, special, horrible bilateral orchiectomy transpires in an explosion of gruesome blood and testicles. The Castration of Julio is not intended to be used with any specific game that cannot be named without the game’s author pooping his pants.