Author's blurb: The Guild of Mechanised Artistry has lost control of their flagship creation, an enormous construction of metallurgy and sorcery intended to be something like a terrestrial cruise ship, an ambulatory hotel that takes wealthy guests on expansive tours of the outer wilds. It was due to be revealed at the annual Spherical Fete, a convention and exhibition where Guilds from across the Spheres gather to show off their creations, network, and get high together. Alas, now the thing is trampling the city, and there’s very little to be done about it. Enter the characters.