From the inside front cover: Welcome to the inaugural edition of the Weird Crusher, a promotional series of releases each containing a very short adventure or expanded format encounter for use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess or any traditional tabletop fantasy role-playing game. From the introduction: A cabal of powerful individuals recruits the party to collect seven homunculi in ceramic jars from Agnes Gooder, who they describe as "a cunning woman". She was supposed to deliver them to the cabal but is now several hours overdue. They will pay 20sp per player character to perform this task.