From the intoduction: You’ve only ever known two things: how delicious tarts are, and where to get them without having to crimp pastry edges or whisk a glaze. Well, you’ve also known some nice people, and had a fairly cushy life in the castle, and have some cool stuff which you haul around with you. And, come to think of it, you’ve also known the icky unsettling stomach-butterflies of an unrequited yearning to be included with the cool crowd, but that won’t keep you down. You’re a tart thief! 3 players, one hour; a shot-for-shot remake of Gun Thief.