Table Top Football

From the publisher: "Although table top football is a game universally played in schools across the land, there has been a distinct lack of uniformity in rule interpretation between districts. Until now. We humbly present the definitive word on the subject, illustrated with a potpourri of wild graphics and packaged with a hand-stitched cowhide finger football." This is a 30-page booklet with rules for at least three different variants of the old student staple, flicking a miniature football across a table. The miniature leather football provided is excellent. (We used to use matchbooks when I was young: open the matchbook and stand it up for field goal attempts.)