"Well, you're an odd fellow but you write a good game" - Erika Chappell Look, some people have good, reasonable solutions to their trivial problems. Some people are boring. Steamed Hams is a game about having excellent, ridiculous solutions to your problems and escalating wildly until you find an excellent, ridiculous solution that works. It's one page long, designed for oneshots, and plays quickly. It is meant to emulate the eponymous Simpson's episode or shows like Blackadder. Source: The Game Website.