A political satire card game for two players. One game takes 15-225 minutes. Players collect, modify, and steal voter population cards from each other, using action cards based on popular conspiracy theories from the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, as well as conspiracy theories from other areas of pop culture. Steal This Election! should be equally fun/offensive to game enthusiasts of any political persuasion. Once all population cards are accounted for, the voting is over -- but not the election! If the loser refuses to concede, the game moves into a brief "Litigation and Recount" phase. More population cards are distributed, and more dirty tricks are played before a last count finally brings closure to the election.