Stay Off My Lawn is a short (15-20 minute) card game designed for all ages, kids and adult. Players compete to have the best lawn, while trashing their opponent's lawn. When the parade comes, the best lawn wins the trophy! Each turn players place a beneficial card from their hand into their own yard or a harmful card into their opponent's yard and then draw a card from the center deck. Each player has one "Clean Up" card that may be played at any time, but only once per game. The game ends when the parade arrives and the lawns are judged. Players each total are points and relevant bonuses. The player with the most points wins!