Starcrashers!

From Introduction: The Elevator Pitch: This is Savage Space Opera in the mold of Flash Gordon, Star Wars, Leather Goddesses of Phobos and Blake's 7. History: If you can read this you are an alien This is not a haiku I swear Don't think you can stop This stuff from blowing your mind There's a whole bunch of guys in Outer Space Who you should shoot with lasers It's not cool to retroactively change your masterwork It only encourages people to rebel against you Two EMPIRES vie for control of the Galaxy It is left to the members of the REBELLION To try and restore some sense of justice But you already saw the movie etc., etc., have fun! So anyway, it's time to buckle up, kids! On my mark: EXPLOSIONS!