From the scenario introduction: Det var en mørk og smølfefuld smølf. Smølf sad og tænkte på sin ven, Smølf. Han spekulerede over, hvordan de skulle smølfe smølfen, så den ville smølfe sig ordentligt ud. Smølf havde bare et problem: Hvordan skulle han smølfe smølfen, uden at Smølf ville blive sur og Smølfine samtidig syntes, at han var en rigtig smølf??? Smølf vidste det ikke, men en smølf begyndte at smølfe smølf i Smølf's geniale smølf. Han begyndte at smølfe sig til den smølfende smølf, hvor smølfen skulle holdes. Nu måtte det smølfe eller smølfe. Translates to: It was a dark and smurfy smurf. Smurf sat and thought of his friend, Smurf. he wondered how to smurf the smurf so it would look really smurf. Smurf just had one problem: How could he smurf the smurf, without Smurf becoming eally angry and Smurfette still think he was a real smurf??? Smurf didn't know, but a smurf started to smurf in Smurf's brilliant smurf. He began to smurf the smurfest smurf, where the smurf was to be held. Now it had to smurf or smurf. This scenario has been run at the following conventions: Viking-Con 14 (1995) Chop Con (1996) EreCon '96 (1996)