Shi**y Shark Movie, a game parody of shark movie and creature feature tropes (especially the bad ones), is a card and dice resource management game where players move their ships' pawns around a 5x5 constantly changing ocean layout of cards with varying backs representing swimmers, sharks, creatures, and open water items which could be almost anything...good or bad. To succeed, players will outfit custom ships and crew, needing certain ones to adopt particular strategies (for example, a ship must have a lifeguard crew member in order to save swimmers). Whoever finishes the game with the most saved swimmers and killed/captured sharks is the winner.