Sentient Arms of the World, Unite!

Author's blurb: Squished on the Outskirts this ramshackle commune boils with REVOLUTIONARY fervour. SENTIENT WEAPONS hatch schemes for overthrowing the centuries of grotesque oppression, exploitation and cruel neglect perpetrated by the ADVENTURING CLASS. Authorities deny rumours of impending violence yet YOU are SECRETLY sent to: INFILTRATE the Commune; EVICT the Revolutionaries; END the Sentient Menace!