Any Mall City is a magical City full of hardworking, theriomorph mall-goers with crazy names and outspoken tastes. The city is famous for its annual celebration of paronomasia and other forms of entangled wordiness. The festival is called Old & Evil PunDeMoanium, and each year teams of punners participate to spew forth word-play. Sometimes, lawyers are absent to defend Any Mall City from monster attacks. What is this? Seed Regular is a role-playing game, kind of, and an homage to Sea Dracula. We’re playing theriomorph (that is, animal-shaped) people in a mall where Old & Evil PunDeMoanium takes place. We’re punticipants as well as jury-rigged jurors passing verdict.