Random Tavern Generator

Publisher's blurb: It’s a statement every game master has heard at least once in their lives and usually quite often. But just what is the local tavern? Is it a high quality place with a wine cellar and only the best quality drinks, or is it a rough joint where only the cheapest swill is served? Who runs the local place and does it have any unique features that separate this tavern from the myriad of others that your adventurers have undoubtedly seen?