From the introduction: SCENE 1: “HELLO SAILOR” You are members of a small Ghostbusters franchise based in Iowa City. Unlike those franchises based in New York and New Orleans, most of the action here has been minimal. Nothing more than Class 1 spooks and spirits, “ZAP ZAP, into the trap”-type work. (You think that maybe if the town changed its name to NEW Iowa City, the action would pick up...) On this balmy July morning, you’re engaged in a lively debate on “Samantha versus Jeannie: Who Would Win In A Sorcerers’ Duel?” (get their opinons) At 9 a.m. sharp, the ground shakes violently as an echoing THOOM THOOM THOOM thunders through the air. As you pick yourselves off the ground, gather your wits, and lunge for your PKE meters to determine what the heck that was, the phone begins to ring. The one nearest to the phone races over to take the call.***