Phart! The Dispersing

A parody of Magic The Gathering which is all about...Farts. College-level humour. The mechanics are mostly borrowed from Nuclear War: you play food cards followed by fart cards. The "damage" to the target's "fresh air points" is the product of the two card values. Upon having to "leave the room" because you ran out of fresh air, you get an "act of ultimate flatulence": firing off all remaining food and fart card pairs. The only parody of Magic here is the title. The game is a variation of Nuclear War, The food cards are the warheads and the Phart cards are the delivery system. There is no propoganda-peace phase though.