In Penalty Pong, players split into two teams, each with the goal of humiliating the members of the other team by making them do embarassing tasks while avoiding such punishment themselves. If you manage to throw or bounce your ball into an opponent's cup, that player must draw a penalty card and perform the task shown on it: call one player "Master", sing "I'm a Little Teapot", admit to a lie you've told to someone. Blank cards are included so that you can create your own penalties, penalties that you might end up suffering if you're not careful. Good times – and a bit of after-game penance – await!