A humorous card game where players promote their own kids' growth and success while sabotaging other players' kids with life's issues. Players play as individuals or as couples running a household, and they attempt to score points by "raising children" and "getting them out of the house." Opponents block children's forward progress by playing impediment cards called "issues" that must be removed by playing suit-specific "remedies," such as T.L.C., Education, Discipline, or Money. The game is played in hands.