Nuisances: Director's Cut

From publisher blurb: Nuisances is unlike any other fantasy RPG sourcebook! It is a tribute to the early years of fantasy roleplaying games, a parody of the current state of the genre, a manual for keeping cocky and annoying players off balance, and a poignant philosophical expression of the post-modern, 21st century worldview. This funny and irreverent book has quickly became Skirmisher Publishing's most popular title – and now it’s even better! Nuisances: Director’s Cut, like its predecessor, is a parody of fantasy roleplaying games, a tribute to them, and a guide for an alternate (and more fun) style of play. This bigger, longer, and uncut version of the original Nuisances has been re-edited, expanded from 96 to 130 pages, and includes more of what you loved in the first edition. Hundreds and hundreds of aggravating and awful and things that can happen to players! Scores of defective items! Unfortunate NPC personality traits! Many, many random d100, d12, and other Random Tables! 23 new unsavory Feats (49 total), as well as a section on Subtypes! 19 new character Defects (59 total), along with a section on problems associated with wearing glasses! Five new cursed and unsavory Magic Items (31 total) ! Scores of defective items! An expanded selection of "Random Monster Pornography" ! A new Archtypical nuisance NPC, along with two associated spells! An entirely new chapter on Skills! New random tables throughout the book and additions to many of the previously existing tables!