Nuisances

From the publisher: NUISANCES HAS MORE and is unlike any other fantasy RPG sourcebook! It is a tribute to the early years of fantasy roleplaying games, a parody of the current state of the genre, a manual for keeping cocky and annoying players off balance, and a poignant philosophical expression of the post-modern, 21st century worldview. Highlights of this wonderful book include: Hundreds and hundreds of aggravating and awful and things that can happen to players! Original art by about a half dozen fantasy artists! Introduction of the Defect character attribute—and fewer than 100 Defects! Bunches of unsavory Feats! Several Archtypical Nuisance Characters, including Krust, Joebob, and Amber! Cursed and off-color magic items! Scores of defective items! Many, many random d100, d12, and other Random Tables! Rules that address the special role of female characters in the game in a sensitive and realistic way—including Feats like Nice Body and Defects like Bitch, Hot Flashes, and Throws Like a Girl! Some of the most annoying monsters ever spawned, including the Decapussywhipper, the Dire Dwarf, and the world-famous Jester Dragon! Unfortunate NPC personality traits! An open game license! More exclamation points than any other similar product!