From the introduction: Apollo and Discordia, two gods of Olympus, fight a war-byproxy in the Xcrawl Division III league championship. Mighty Apollo’s favorite Division III team, the plucky Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Suckas, were contenders for Rookie Team of the Year. Discordia, fellow Xcrawl enthusiast, found the team’s earnest heroism distasteful, and decided she hated them. The goddess struck out at the Suckas, blindsiding them with a lawsuit from a fan who fainted and gashed her head at an autograph signing, ultimately causing their break-up.