My First Stupid Game

Basically, you have to piss, and the object of the game is to find a way to relieve yourself without having to soil yourself, pee on the floor, or anger any large, ferocious animals in the process. If you don't relieve yourself soon enough, there's a random chance that your bladder could explode on any turn. If this happens, well, sorry. There's no rhyme or reason to it, you just randomly explode. You'll have to start over. By Dan McPherson. IF Comp 1996: 26th of 27 entries. From Author's Notes