The Sportsball RPG From the introduction: So you want to start a franchise? You've got your dirt lot, you've convinced your mother to give you some seed money and you even know some tricks you can use on the field. Well I'm the sorry SOB who's been told to help you do it. I don't want to be here any more than you want me to be but by mittens so long as I'm here I'm going to do it right.